Introduction:

Immediately following the events of Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Harold Lee and Kumar Patel fly to Amsterdam so Harold can pursue a budding romance with his neighbor. Upon arrival at the airport, Kumar creates trouble while going through security in order to get weed on the plane. The pair run into Vanessa, Kumar’s ex-girlfriend, and her fiancée Colton, another old college buddy who helped Harold get his job at Brewster-Keagan, at the airport. Harold and Kumar board the plane, and mid-flight, an old woman sees Kumar lighting his new invention, a smokeless bong. She mistakes it for a bomb, and screams “Terrorist!”, causing Kumar to drop the bong on the floor, which breaks and emits a pleasant-smelling, though visible, gas, prompting another passenger to scream “Poison Gas!” Air marshals immediately detain both, and the plane returns to Washington D.C., where Ron Fox, the neurotic Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security, sends them to the Guantanamo Bay detention camp. Just before they are forced to eat a cockmeat sandwich, they escape and sneak into Florida with the help of some Cuban refugees. They go to see a friend of theirs, Raza, who is hosting a party and he encourages them to travel to Texas in search of Colton, with hopes that he will be able to help them through his father, who is connected with several high political officials. They borrow Raza’s car, which they crash and abandon in Birmingham, Alabama, then after a few days in the woods, they encounter a brother and sister, who have an inbred son with one eye. After leaving that situation, they encounter the Ku Klux Klan where they manage to blend in temporarily, only to be caught by the two members who they were impersonating, who accuse them of being “Mexicans!